THE MAGICAL GRIMOIRE 🔮
[2026-10-12 12:21]
I have already mentioned my thoughts about the Hexes & Vexes Committee; apparently, they could be planning a karma party for October 13th.
This day coincides with an astrological alignment that enhances my natural 'death' energy, 😏! Death has a permanent place in my natal chart—I have a double dose of it (being born on the 26th), which means double trouble.
But I completely forgot that I am also a Scorpio rising. This implies that, much like the Bermuda Triangle, I form a natural death constellation.
The Death Triangle
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The dynamics between death and me are simple. When death finds me, it says:
'I love you, it feels like home.'
To which I reply:
'If you call my name, you're dead.'
To keep the spirit light and free, I put together the perfect protection recipe:
🌿 THE MAGICAL GRIMOIRE
Optimized for a light, delicate brew using 1.5 Liters of pure water
• Lemon Balm (1 tablespoon) — The Nightmare Banisher
The Magic: Chasing away shadows, restless ghoulies, and bad dreams.
• Spearmint (1 teaspoon) — The Traveler’s Shield
The Magic: For safe passage. It breaks bad spells and protects bellies from candy hexes.
• Star Anise (1/2 star pod) — The Angels' Protection
The Magic: It wards off the evil eye and unlocks cosmic protection.
✨ THE BREWING RITUAL
1. Bring fresh, pure water to a dancing boil, awakening the spirits of LOVE.
2. Pour the water over the herbs trapped in your Witches Brew Mug, letting the steam carry away any lingering fear.
3. Cover and let it steep in the shadows for exactly 7 minutes, allowing the cosmic protection to seal.
📜 THE STIRRING SPELL
To be chanted while stirring clockwise:
Love and Peace, so mote it be,
Guilty conscience, they’re not free.
Let the broom fly all around,
To sweep away the dirt that's found.
Karma, Dharma spinning round,
By evil deeds, the wicked bound.
'Into the cauldron, nice and slow,
Watch the magic grow and flow.
Banished shadows, we are light,
Angels guard our cups tonight!'