The Simpletons 😭
[2026-10-03 22:06]
Gossip Column:
The absurdities of the Simpletons
How toxic, clandestine lovers communicate on a digital platform—did I genuinely witness this, or am I just writing?
(A new communication paradigm : from title to title) 😅
The femme fatale is a content creator setting mousetraps. She clutches the pearls and flaunts the Vicoins.
[Dear reader, while digressing and trying not to stressing (I know, I know—the grammar!), from time to time, I purposely commit linguistic crimes. I contribute to the vocabulary renewal, expanding the lexicon. 'Vicoins' is a blend (portmanteau) of the words vibration and coins!
To reassure her pole position, aiming at her secret lover—and fully aware that perhaps the little mouse, the poor victim, will eat the cheese!(read the title)—she created the following video title for a divination reading:
'Does the thief and manipulator truly feel love (for the mouse)?'
Not to be outdone in public indiscretion, the gentleman responds in kind. Eager to prove his heart remains detached, he offers the ultimate defence, using a video title:
'No, it isn't love. It is merely a financial scam.'
Grown adults conducting public humiliation rituals via video titles:(◔_◔) 👌
No wonder peace on Earth is such an elusive concept. My mind simply can't process these two simpletons. I just hope that those two are not in their reproductive cycles anymore!!🫣
No more Simpletons!!
What society are 'they' contributing to? I think the world doesn't need to augment its demography with 'simpletons.'
P.S. 'Speculation' is an honourable entry in the English lexicon—whether this is investigative journalism or pure fiction, I leave it strictly between you and the algorithm.